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Tequila chicken

Tequila chicken Tequila wings

I have most of a bottle of tequila in the cupboard, probably left over from making margaritas a long time ago. Clearly it’s not getting consumed as a beverage, so I decided to try some in a marinade for chicken. It’s excellent mixed with lime juice, salt, pepper, hot sauce, oregano, and cumin. Let the chicken marinate for as long as you can, up to overnight. I’m not sure what it really does, but the chicken seems to take on a nicer golden brown color, and maybe there’s a little of that desert-cactus flavor from the tequila. I first tried it with wings, but it’s great on all bird parts.

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Eggplant dip

Eggplant dip isn’t very pretty, so no photo…it is delicious and easy to make though!

Ingredients:

  • 1 big eggplant
  • 2 garlic cloves
  • basil
  • about 2 T olive oil
  • about 1/4 cup goat cheese
  • about 2 T lemon juice
  • salt, pepper, maybe hot sauce

One big eggplant makes plenty of dip for two. Peel and slice it into about 1/2 inch thick discs. Salt lightly and grill or roast until brown outside and soft inside. Put the ‘plant in a sealed container for at least a few minutes to steep.

Put the garlic and eggplant in a food processor and whiz a bit then scrape down the sides. Add some olive oil and lemon juice, whiz and scrape. Add the basil and goat cheese, whiz and scrape. It should look like dip – whiz more and maybe add olive oil, lemon juice, and/or goat cheese if it’s not smooth. Taste and season. Serve with celery sticks, pork rinds, or your favorite dip deliverer.

Lots of the ingredients can be substituted: crème fraîche for goat cheese, lime juice for lemon, different herbs.

Changed my mind, here’s a photo:

Eggplant dip

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Chili cheese quiche

Chili cheese quiche

Ingredients:

  • pie shell
  • 4 eggs
  • 1/4 cup crème fraîche, heavy whipping cream, sour cream, etc.
  • 1 big onion, sliced
  • 1 pound ground beef
  • chili powder
  • 1 cup salsa
  • cheese, such as pepper jack

First, make or acquire a pie shell. I make mine out of almond meal mixed with water, pressed into a pie pan and baked at 350 F until crisp. You could just get one of those frozen things if you’re not into making pie shells. Preheat your oven to 350 F if you’re not making the pie shell while making the chili mixture.

To make the chili mixture, start softening the onions in some butter or olive oil and a little salt over medium heat. You could throw in other vegetables, such as peppers. Add the ground beef when the vegetables are pretty soft. Add your chili powder – I use a mixture of ground cumin, oregano, paprika, and cayenne pepper. It’s up to you how much to use. If you want more color but not heat, add mild paprika. If moisture develops, increase the heat a bit and cook it away. Add the salsa when the ground beef is mostly cooked and cook away most of the moisture from that too. Taste the mixture and season as needed – add salt, hot sauce, black pepper, etc.

While you’re cooking the onions and beef, whisk together the eggs and sour cream. Grate some cheese into the bottom of the pie shell and pour in a little bit of the egg mixture. Add the chili mixture and egg mixture in layers with grated cheese, topping the whole thing with a final layer of cheese. Bake at 350 F for about an hour, but take a look at it after about 30 minutes to see how it’s going. When it’s done it should be fully set and the cheese should be golden brown.

Lazy tip: If you don’t have a pie crust and don’t want to make one, make a chili cheese frittata instead! Make the chili mixture as usual, but dump the egg mixture right in the pan once the liquid has cooked off. Stir it around a bit, top with cheese, and bake at around 400 F until it’s puffy and set. Let it rest a little while for easier removal if you used a stainless pan – if you’re lucky it’ll slide right out of your well-seasoned cast iron pan.

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Bean soup

Bean soup

Ingredients:

  • dry beans, such as great northern or navy
  • onion, carrot, maybe celery
  • leftover cooked sausage

Economic apocalypse means it’s a good time to cook some beans! First soak the dry beans overnight, maybe with a little lemon juice added to the water. Discard the soaking liquid and rinse the beans a bit. Put them in a pot, cover with water, and simmer until they’re tender and maybe a little overdone – I think that’s when the oozy bean soupy stuff happens. When they’re nearly done, dice up the onion, carrot, and celery and soften in oil, butter, or (ideally) the pan you cooked bacon in that morning. Dice up the leftover sausage and add that to the beans with the softened vegetables. Simmer a while then enjoy!

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Apple custard pie

Apple Custard Pie

Ingredients:

  • a pie crust
  • about 4 apples
  • butter or coconut oil
  • 2 or 3 eggs
  • about 1/2 cup of crème fraîche or coconut milk
  • a couple of tablespoons of honey
  • spices like cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, etc.
  • vanilla

First make a pie crust. My usual crust is pressed moist almond meal, baked at 350F for around 20 minutes. You can probably get that done while sauteing the apples, and you’ll be preheating the oven while you’re at it. Peel and chop the apples. Saute them in some butter, sprinkling in the spices you like – I use cinnamon and nutmeg. While they’re getting soft, mix up the eggs, crème fraîche, vanilla, and honey. Slowly mix in the hot apples once they’re soft, then dump the whole mess into the pie crust. Bake at 350 F until it looks golden brown and set, around 30 minutes or so. I sometimes bake it around 15 minutes at 350, then 325, then 300 – I think the texture turns out nicer that way. You will be sorely tempted to eat it hot, but it is better chilled with whipped topping.